- What did the legs say to the lady putting on her tights?
- Why did the turkey join the band?
- What do you call a lazy skeleton?
- What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
- What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
- What does Santa Claus use to weed his garden?
- Where do fish wash?
- What did the fireman say when the church caught fire?
- What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?
- Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
- How do you start a teddy bear race?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- What lies in a pram and wobbles?
- What do ghosts like about tall buildings?
- Ready, teddy go!
- Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- Weeders Digest
- A woolly jumper!
- Because it had the drumsticks
- Because if it were small, white and smooth it woould be an aspirin!
- They have got lots of scare cases!
- Do you think he saw us!
- In the river basin
- A jelly baby
- Holy smoke!
- That's another fine mesh you've got us into!
- Bone idle!
- His hoe hoe hoe!
Anyway got any 'better' ones?
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